PRESENT

I remember the days girls used to spit and hiss at me

Now they’re blowing kisses my way

Dreaming of me; missing me

I used to try to talk to girls and get responses like

“Ew, are you kidding me” and “shitting me”

Now girls undress me, caress me and bless me in three’s

Now girls obsess over me so much I might have to flee

I remember telling the girl I was in love with “I liked her” and her saying;
“I disagree”

Now all the girls I like come my way effortlessly, competing with
each other venomously

God bless the universe and its treatment of yours truly

Generously !